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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Top 10 Romantic Pick Up Lines


Reposted from: Advice... with Dr. Julia Chicken

Came across this on my blog hopping and I think it's simply funny and wanted to share.


I think these just might be the best pick up lines around!

Top 10 Romantic Pick Up Lines

1. Hello, my name is Ingo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to... hey, you don’t have six fingers on your right hand. I’m also not seeing a ring on your left hand.

2. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

3. Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. Would you choose 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines'?

4. Your good looks don't intimidate me. (Walk away)

5. I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that I fascinate you.

6. You know when our children say, "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell them how difficult you were being.

7. Are you Natasha, my contact?

8. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
(You really have to be good to pull this one off – but I like it!)

9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

10. Do you come here often? No? Then I better work fast.

It takes skill to use even the best pick up lines. And that skill lies in just being you. Keep it real! If you’re funny, fine. If you’re not, you’re not, so don’t try!

If she likes you, whatever you say will sound like the most romantic pick up line she’s ever heard!

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Jimmy Z. said...

I have lots of bad cheesy pick up lines on my blog. If you drop by, leave one of your own lines before you go. Thanks http://cheesiestpickuplines.blogspot.com/

You have some good ones too!
James

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